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Monday, 16 December 2013

The 12 Days of a Sexually Healthy Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A Stinging Sensation when I wee.

On the second day of Christmas                           
my true love sent to me:
Microgynon                 
and A Stinging Sensation when I wee.                    

On the third day of Christmas                                                       
my true loved sent to me:                            
K-Y Jelly
Microgynon
and A Stinging Sensation when I wee.

On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
All Kinds of Swabs
K-Y Jelly
Microgynon
An A Stinging Sensation when I wee.

On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Pee in A Pot
All Kinds of Swabs
K-Y Jelly
Microgynon
And A Stinging Sensation when I wee

On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Text Results
Pee in A Pot
All Kinds of Swabs
K-Y Jelly
Microgynon
And A Stinging Sensation when I wee

On the seventh day of Christmas 
my true love sent to me:
Azithromycin
Text Results
Pee in A Pot
All Kinds of Swabs
K_Y Jelly
Microgynon
And A Stinging Sensation when I wee

On the eighth day of Christmas 
my true love sent to me:
Partner Tracing
Azithromycin
Text Results
Pee in A Pot
All Kinds of Swabs
K-Y Jelly
Microgynon
And A Singing Sensation when I wee

On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Clear Fallopian Tubes
Partner Tracing
Azithromycin
Text Results
Pee in A Pot
All Kinds of Swabs
K-Y Jelly
Microgynon
And A Stinging Sensation when I wee

On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
No P.I.D
Clear Fallopian Tubes
Partner Tracing
Azithromycin
Text Results
Pee in A Pot
All Kinds of Swabs
K-Y Jelly
Microynon
And A Stinging Sensation When I wee

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Chocolate Flavoured Condoms
No P.I.D.
Clear Fallopian Tubes
Partner Tracing
Azithromycin
Text Results
Pee in A Pot
All Kinds of Swabs
K-Y Jelly
Microgynon
And A Stinging Sensation when I wee

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Safer Sex
Chocolate Flavoured Condoms
No P.I.D.
Clear Fallopian Tubes
Partner Tracing
Azithromycin
Text Results
Pee in A Pot
All Kinds of Swabs
K-Y Jelly
Microgynon
And A Stinging Sensation when I pee.




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